That's not very ladylike.

That’s NOT my lower back. It’s a photo from a phenomenal SNL sketch regarding the easy removal of tramp stamps. Mine is far, far, far worse.

And Natalie Lynn Wolff you shut your beautiful mouth right this second. You will do no such thing.

Things strangely relevant to my day:

In the game of “who has the worst tramp stamp” I will ALWAYS come out victorious. 

It’s a long standing joke with my friends that if and when someone has a truly horrible day, ie. dog dying, getting fired, failing the bar exam etc…that is the time (and ONLY then) that I will reveal to them the wonder that is my tramp stamp. 

This has been a post.

Someone just told me my hair looks like a waterfall…commence narcissistic hair gif creation.

I’d like to introduce you to my girlfriend’s pink chinos. 

A day spent in a kayak built for two.

Well hello Mt.Hood (at Mt Hood Pullout)

Happiness from my view.

Hammock, prosecco, just sitting on the dock of the gay wasting time. #homesweetfloatinghome

How to put away a canoe at a floating house: a Emilie tutorial (she’s SO handy)

My loyalty lies forever with Jo Malone.