November 6, 2009
Please insert Zach Efron jokes here______________________________.

Please insert Zach Efron jokes here______________________________.

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Ya’ll a boner isn’t really a bone at all…

Ya’ll a boner isn’t really a bone at all…

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Bridget Fonda…this is why I watched Lake Placid today for the 200th time.

Bridget Fonda…this is why I watched Lake Placid today for the 200th time.

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Will work for beer.

frank needs his rest

frank needs his rest

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November 4, 2009
myholigay: manicpixiegirl: “Condometric is the first prophylactic that measures and shows off the penis’ length. Condometric helps us flaunt what we’ve got. It’s about believing we can handle whatever we wish to take on, regardless of size.” LOL. I’m going to get this for my friend Amber…she has a HUGE penis.

myholigay:

manicpixiegirl:

“Condometric is the first prophylactic that measures and shows off the penis’ length. Condometric helps us flaunt what we’ve got. It’s about believing we can handle whatever we wish to take on, regardless of size.”

LOL.

I’m going to get this for my friend Amber…she has a HUGE penis.
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November 3, 2009

Lonely and Low in Lakewood

Last time I lost my job (yes I have GREAT luck) Natalie had just quit hers to go to grad school, which was bad because we had ZERO money coming in, but at least I had someone to be unemployed with.

Long story short…I miss you Nat. (also I NEED A JOB!)

November 2, 2009
natmelfrankmoby: me as a straight girl (heels and all) and mel as the birthday girl. Best Birthday EVER :)

natmelfrankmoby:

me as a straight girl (heels and all) and mel as the birthday girl.

Best Birthday EVER :)
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October 30, 2009
frank enjoying the open windows

frank enjoying the open windows

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Attention Single Tumblers!

Nat is making me a dinner from scratch (and typically I do ALLLLL the cooking) to kick off my birthday weekend…anywho, she is making me a dish called “YOU WON’T BE SINGLE FOR LONG VODKA CREAM PASTA”. I think she might be putting ruphies in it.