December 2009
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My 2010 Celebrity Death Pool
Sam Ronson
Tiger Woods
Dick Cheney
Liza Minelli
Rush Limbaugh
Andy Griffith
Christina Applegate
Charlie Shean
Amy Winehouse
Peter Falk
Jack Nicholson
Joaquin Phoenix
Billy Joel
Nancy Reagan
Mohammed Ali
Zsa Zsa Gabore
Paula Abdul
Verne Troyer (mini me)
Peter O’Toole
Mary Kate Olsen
Fiona Apple
Dakota Fanning
Mariah Carrey
Joanie Laurer (Chyna)
Linsdey Lohan
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This is what happens when Mary Ellen does a Google...
Mary Ellen: She's particularly fond of the lift up your shirt picture. Have you seen these?
Me: Yeah, of course. Bazinga!
Mary Ellen: What did you just say?
Me: You heard me, BAZINGA.
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“You need to listen to this and stop being such a bitch.”
– My wife (before blaring THE CLIMB at me)
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Want to ask me something weird, random, or... →
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Regarding the ever popular song Lean On Me
Nat: I fucking HATE this fucking song.
Me: Me too. It sucks. And it never goes away.
Nat: Is that bad that I hate Lean On Me? Because I do, I fucking hate it.
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Ginger Midgett Photography...no really, read this....
Upon my many recent googles of the term “Ginger Midget” (which you all know is a result of the EXTREME overuse of this term in the new blockbuster hit Sherlock Homo and His Super Gay Adventures) I made the blessed discovery of Ginger Midgett Photography, which you would think would be mildly offensive porn of red headed little people, but NO, it is actually the VERY unfortunate...
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“Tell Mel if she pours her Jack & Ginger in a small glass she can call it a...”
– Faggy Pants (via fattynatty)
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My cocktail of choice in 2010
Jack & Ginger
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Names for our catering biz that we decided...
More Than a Mouth-full Catering
Swallow It Catering
Put It In Your Mouth Catering
Two Homos Making You Food Catering
You Lika Da Sauce Catering
Eating Out Catering
Tacos On the House Catering
Where’s the Beef Catering
Scissor Me Timbers Catering
Allllllll Over Your Face Catering
Spooning Leads to Forking Catering
Nat&Mel’s Vagitarian Catering
No Buns In the Oven...
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formspring just accused me of being a drunk*
Do you really drink that much?
That depends on what you mean by “that much”.
silly questions go here
*I like to think of formpspring as a really nosey robot…not as strangers who ask me random things to fuel my own narcissism.
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consider yourself warned
since seeing Sherlock Homo we have been trying to use the words “GINGER MIDGET” whenever applicable. As in we have a tiny orange cat aka. GINGER MIDGET. Go see the movie and let RDJ explain it for you.
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And shut up, I realize that it's 11:00 and I'm...
fattynatty:
late night wine parties with mel, unemployment and a nocturnally rambunctious cat have thrown my schedule a little out of whack.
“throwing her schedule off wack” means she snores like a lumber jack while I storm around chasing the cat, squirting him with water and cussing like a maniac.
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formspring...
Do you think you’ll ever be with a man again?
That would be a solid NO.
A. I’m happily married to a woman.
B. I’m gay all day, everyday…it’s not really an option.
C. I went through hell to come out and be who I am.
D. I was married to a pretty great guy for almost 6 years, if there were a man for me it would have been him.
E. With all do respect, men do...
Not only were we in bed reading before 10pm, now we’re drinking wine in bed and watching a documentary on the national geographic channel
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Organized Religion
making me cry on Christmas since 2006
What’s the one thing/wish you wanted for Christmas and didn’t get?
a JOB…oh yes and a hippopotamus.
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“That woman is a Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade balloon floating happily over...”
– My New Friend Marsh (talking about the ignorant bliss that many Mothers live in)
The best part of sherlock holmes was hearing RDJ...
That and Amy McAdams in suspenders.
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We had a "Gay Date" today
which is similar to a “play date” but instead of rich 30 something moms setting their kids of same ages up to play together, Natalie and I went over and had mimosas with the gay son and son-in-law of one of the women who lives in Nat’s mom’s swanky country club community.
It was lovely. And the mimosas were MUCH needed.
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ask me some random stuff
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