January 2011
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And don't EVEN get me started on people/strangers...
DON’T EVEN. Natalie and I are very open and secure about the path we’ve chosen regarding how we will make a family, we intend to be just as open with our kids about how they came to be in the world. And I’m all for being good “examples” of “mainstream gays” (whatever that means) and I honestly don’t mind the questions because they’re not...
Jan 1st
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And don't EVEN get me started on people/strangers...
DON’T EVEN. Natalie and I are very open and secure about the path we’ve chosen regarding how we will make a family, we intend to be just as open with our kids about how they came to be in the world. And I’m all for being good “examples” of “mainstream gays” (whatever that means) and I honestly don’t mind the questions because they’re not...
Jan 1st
December 2010
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Mom and Mom.
My response to this post/question from one of my favorite Wisconsinites… I honestly can’t stand/don’t understand all of the cheesy names that people use in lieu of just saying Mom or Dad. Making up a substitute for the word Mom is just as silly to me as saying Partner instead of Wife.Yes we’re gay so there WILL be two Mom’s, this is clear. I’m sure as years go...
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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And then we proceeded to discus
What base is what sex act, and even more interesting to us, how the gay boy’s bases would go, considering there’s no boobie grabbing involved.
Dec 29th
Who's on first?
Me: this shirt is soooo soft...
Nat: Thanks, I wore it so you would rub my boobs.
Me: It's my day I off!
Nat: So you get to accost me?
Me: This is not me "accosting" you, I can show you what that would look like if you want...this isn't even first base!
Nat: This is 2nd base!
Me: No it's not, 2nd base is under the clothes.
Nat: Only if you're a slut.
Dec 29th
My crush on Rachel Maddow is borderline...
All I want is for her to sit and talk at me about politics and use political words and phrases in a somewhat suggestive manner. This is not too much to ask.
Dec 28th
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Pat Robertson: Snow Is God's Way of Punishing... →
2gayvirgos: Doesn’t he know the best way to stay warm while snowed-in is GAY BUTT SEX? ______________________________________________________________ What exactly counts as “something gay”? Can my “something gay” be going to IKEA with my wife and wandering around aimlessly talking about throw rugs? If so, I can do that online DURING a snow storm if I so desire. Also,...
Dec 28th
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Fact: I will immediatley follow you purely based...
I’m a whore for cute cat pics.
Dec 27th
There are two types of women in the world, and I...
When faced with the option of watching Titanic or Wizard of Oz, I pick Dorothy HANDS DOWN. No questions asked.
Dec 26th
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Things Nat had to remind me I said last night...
Me: Come upstairs in ONE minute.
Natalie: Yes ma'am.
Me: Don't worry I won't be wearing some weird slutty santa outfit or anything creepy like that.
Dec 25th
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You know it's Christmas when I start talking about...
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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I've got my love to keep me warm...
Sing it Dean.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Let's Get It On just came on pandora...
Don’t be a dick pandora. That’s just downright rude. Don’t you know I’m home alone this Christmas Eve?
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Things I do not have enough of this Christmas (in...
Natalie Natalie Natalie Natalie Natalie Natalie Natalie Natalie …and so on and so forth.
Dec 25th
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Life lessons at the grocery store on Christmas...
Check out girl: My line has been like this ALL day...I just don't know why all of these people wait until the last minute?
Chick ahead of me: Well, we all probably work in retail and restuarants...this is the ONLY minute we get.
Me: You can say that again!
Check out girl: Ohhhhhhh. Huh, I guess I never even thought about that.
Dec 25th
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Topless tumbling with a beer and a smile.
This is how I roll when home alone on Christmas Eve.
Dec 25th
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The worst thing about being at work on Christmas...
BEING AT FREAKIN WORK ON CHRISTMAS EVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Words the babygays that work for me used today...
•Fine •Fly •Badass …I am ok with this.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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God love my mother in law.
That woman will store a pan of fudge in the microwave for WEEKS to “keep it fresh” so imagine my confusion when I open a cardboard box sent from 2,000 miles away containing a disposable plate with ONE piece of plastic wrap flopped over just the top of it. No ziploc bag, no tupperware even, just a plate and some haphazardly strewn saran wrap. Her brain is a magical place.
Dec 23rd
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America: The Grim Truth →
thefuror: THIS. I receive 10 days of vacation per year, no sick days, no holidays, and no personal days. 10 DAYS. TOTAL. My company is closed on Christmas and Thanksgiving only, and those two days are NOT considered additional days off for those weeks. This has been the case for me for my entire professional salaried life with 4 different corporations. Most of the companies have also had...
Dec 22nd
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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*REVISION
Tits. Pork. And WINE…lots and lots of WINE. *You know who this post is directed to. 
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
queertails asked: I'm so glad you don't judge me when I bitch about birth things. I know that I should censor myself but sometimes I just get so pissed. Thank you for being understanding (and smart). Also, I'm drinking a Christmas Ale and thinking about how you probably don't even have any left because you fools don't ration.

Boom, the midwest.
Dec 19th
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Tits and Pork?
How does one thank The Smiths for sending them Christmas Ale?  I keep racking my brain and all I can think is “tits and pork, tits and pork”. Neither of these are appropriate means of Thanks.
Dec 19th
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Tits and Pork?
How does one thank The Smiths for sending them Christmas Ale?  I keep racking my brain and all I can think is “tits and pork, tits and pork”. Neither of these are appropriate means of Thanks.
Dec 19th
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NOW WHAT? Gays can serve but can they support...
I’m a gay woman married to a woman this is true. But before this, for 6 years of my life I was a military wife. I lived on a nuclear missile base. I had a home in base housing. I shopped at the BX. I was cared for at the base hospital. I saw movies at the base theater. These are just a few of the countless benefits that I was awarded due to ONE THING: my marital status. When Sean and I got...
Dec 18th
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We may or may not randomly be at a "Bear Bowling...
Maybe I can get one to eat out of my hand?
Dec 18th
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Things I love:
Bears. I. LOVE. BEARS. I’m pretty sure if I were a gay man I’d be a bear.
Dec 18th
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If God didn't want us to squeeze our pet's faces...
Dec 16th
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fflowtan asked: Dear Wife,

I cannot wait to play Rummikub, make Kahlua, eat your food, teach you the foxtrot, and make sweet gay love with you this "weekend".

MLOVE,
Nat
Dec 15th
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I am the luckiest.
I’ve been having a bit of a pity party. Crying about being alone on Christmas and Christmas Eve, feeling lonely due to opposite schedules and days off as Natalie. I’ve been feeling lonely, weepy, bored and just plain frustrated. But then our dear friend Jay sends me these words in an email… “…I know 100 couples who could not CARE LESS that they’re in the same...
Dec 15th
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Moral dilemma regarding my wife and her silliness.
So I have this new follower. And he’s been messaging me with glowing compliments about my other blog where I write all my serious/depressing/adult stuff about my life. He says to me “…it’s really so rare to see an actually meaningful tumblr…” And I’m so flattered and then he says, “So is your wife on Tumblr?” And right as I was about to...
Dec 14th
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Moral dilemma regarding my wife and her silliness.
So I have this new follower. And he’s been messaging me with glowing compliments about my other blog where I write all my serious/depressing/adult stuff about my life. He says to me “…it’s really so rare to see a tumblr with such meaningful content…” And I’m so flattered and then he says, “So is your wife on Tumblr?” And right as I was...
Dec 14th
bramsee asked: le sigh. you and your wife are SO beautiful.
Dec 14th
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bramsee asked: le sigh. you and your wife are SO beautiful.
Dec 14th
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What you need to know about Tumblr. →
WATCH THIS. She makes some very valid points…and is also pretty easy on the eyes if I do say so myself.
Dec 14th