January 2011
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And don't EVEN get me started on people/strangers...
DON’T EVEN.
Natalie and I are very open and secure about the path we’ve chosen regarding how we will make a family, we intend to be just as open with our kids about how they came to be in the world. And I’m all for being good “examples” of “mainstream gays” (whatever that means) and I honestly don’t mind the questions because they’re not...
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And don't EVEN get me started on people/strangers...
DON’T EVEN.
Natalie and I are very open and secure about the path we’ve chosen regarding how we will make a family, we intend to be just as open with our kids about how they came to be in the world. And I’m all for being good “examples” of “mainstream gays” (whatever that means) and I honestly don’t mind the questions because they’re not...
December 2010
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Mom and Mom.
My response to this post/question from one of my favorite Wisconsinites…
I honestly can’t stand/don’t understand all of the cheesy names that people use in lieu of just saying Mom or Dad. Making up a substitute for the word Mom is just as silly to me as saying Partner instead of Wife.Yes we’re gay so there WILL be two Mom’s, this is clear. I’m sure as years go...
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And then we proceeded to discus
What base is what sex act, and even more interesting to us, how the gay boy’s bases would go, considering there’s no boobie grabbing involved.
Who's on first?
Me: this shirt is soooo soft...
Nat: Thanks, I wore it so you would rub my boobs.
Me: It's my day I off!
Nat: So you get to accost me?
Me: This is not me "accosting" you, I can show you what that would look like if you want...this isn't even first base!
Nat: This is 2nd base!
Me: No it's not, 2nd base is under the clothes.
Nat: Only if you're a slut.
My crush on Rachel Maddow is borderline...
All I want is for her to sit and talk at me about politics and use political words and phrases in a somewhat suggestive manner. This is not too much to ask.
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Pat Robertson: Snow Is God's Way of Punishing... →
2gayvirgos:
Doesn’t he know the best way to stay warm while snowed-in is GAY BUTT SEX?
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What exactly counts as “something gay”? Can my “something gay” be going to IKEA with my wife and wandering around aimlessly talking about throw rugs? If so, I can do that online DURING a snow storm if I so desire. Also,...
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Fact: I will immediatley follow you purely based...
I’m a whore for cute cat pics.
There are two types of women in the world, and I...
When faced with the option of watching Titanic or Wizard of Oz, I pick Dorothy HANDS DOWN. No questions asked.
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Things Nat had to remind me I said last night...
Me: Come upstairs in ONE minute.
Natalie: Yes ma'am.
Me: Don't worry I won't be wearing some weird slutty santa outfit or anything creepy like that.
You know it's Christmas when I start talking about...
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I've got my love to keep me warm...
Sing it Dean.
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Let's Get It On just came on pandora...
Don’t be a dick pandora. That’s just downright rude. Don’t you know I’m home alone this Christmas Eve?
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Things I do not have enough of this Christmas (in...
Natalie
Natalie
Natalie
Natalie
Natalie
Natalie
Natalie
Natalie
…and so on and so forth.
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Life lessons at the grocery store on Christmas...
Check out girl: My line has been like this ALL day...I just don't know why all of these people wait until the last minute?
Chick ahead of me: Well, we all probably work in retail and restuarants...this is the ONLY minute we get.
Me: You can say that again!
Check out girl: Ohhhhhhh. Huh, I guess I never even thought about that.
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Topless tumbling with a beer and a smile.
This is how I roll when home alone on Christmas Eve.
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The worst thing about being at work on Christmas...
BEING AT FREAKIN WORK ON CHRISTMAS EVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Words the babygays that work for me used today...
•Fine
•Fly
•Badass
…I am ok with this.
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God love my mother in law.
That woman will store a pan of fudge in the microwave for WEEKS to “keep it fresh” so imagine my confusion when I open a cardboard box sent from 2,000 miles away containing a disposable plate with ONE piece of plastic wrap flopped over just the top of it. No ziploc bag, no tupperware even, just a plate and some haphazardly strewn saran wrap. Her brain is a magical place.
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America: The Grim Truth →
thefuror:
THIS.
I receive 10 days of vacation per year, no sick days, no holidays, and no personal days. 10 DAYS. TOTAL. My company is closed on Christmas and Thanksgiving only, and those two days are NOT considered additional days off for those weeks. This has been the case for me for my entire professional salaried life with 4 different corporations. Most of the companies have also had...
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*REVISION
Tits.
Pork.
And WINE…lots and lots of WINE.
*You know who this post is directed to.
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queertails asked: I'm so glad you don't judge me when I bitch about birth things. I know that I should censor myself but sometimes I just get so pissed. Thank you for being understanding (and smart). Also, I'm drinking a Christmas Ale and thinking about how you probably don't even have any left because you fools don't ration.
Boom, the midwest.
Boom, the midwest.
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Tits and Pork?
How does one thank The Smiths for sending them Christmas Ale?
I keep racking my brain and all I can think is “tits and pork, tits and pork”. Neither of these are appropriate means of Thanks.
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Tits and Pork?
How does one thank The Smiths for sending them Christmas Ale?
I keep racking my brain and all I can think is “tits and pork, tits and pork”. Neither of these are appropriate means of Thanks.
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NOW WHAT? Gays can serve but can they support...
I’m a gay woman married to a woman this is true.
But before this, for 6 years of my life I was a military wife. I lived on a nuclear missile base. I had a home in base housing. I shopped at the BX. I was cared for at the base hospital. I saw movies at the base theater. These are just a few of the countless benefits that I was awarded due to ONE THING: my marital status.
When Sean and I got...
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We may or may not randomly be at a "Bear Bowling...
Maybe I can get one to eat out of my hand?
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Things I love:
Bears. I. LOVE. BEARS. I’m pretty sure if I were a gay man I’d be a bear.
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If God didn't want us to squeeze our pet's faces...
fflowtan asked: Dear Wife,
I cannot wait to play Rummikub, make Kahlua, eat your food, teach you the foxtrot, and make sweet gay love with you this "weekend".
MLOVE,
Nat
I cannot wait to play Rummikub, make Kahlua, eat your food, teach you the foxtrot, and make sweet gay love with you this "weekend".
MLOVE,
Nat
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I am the luckiest.
I’ve been having a bit of a pity party. Crying about being alone on Christmas and Christmas Eve, feeling lonely due to opposite schedules and days off as Natalie. I’ve been feeling lonely, weepy, bored and just plain frustrated.
But then our dear friend Jay sends me these words in an email…
“…I know 100 couples who could not CARE LESS that they’re in the same...
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Moral dilemma regarding my wife and her silliness.
So I have this new follower. And he’s been messaging me with glowing compliments about my other blog where I write all my serious/depressing/adult stuff about my life.
He says to me
“…it’s really so rare to see an actually meaningful tumblr…”
And I’m so flattered and then he says,
“So is your wife on Tumblr?”
And right as I was about to...
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Moral dilemma regarding my wife and her silliness.
So I have this new follower. And he’s been messaging me with glowing compliments about my other blog where I write all my serious/depressing/adult stuff about my life.
He says to me
“…it’s really so rare to see a tumblr with such meaningful content…”
And I’m so flattered and then he says,
“So is your wife on Tumblr?”
And right as I was...
bramsee asked: le sigh. you and your wife are SO beautiful.
bramsee asked: le sigh. you and your wife are SO beautiful.
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What you need to know about Tumblr. →
WATCH THIS. She makes some very valid points…and is also pretty easy on the eyes if I do say so myself.