she's a brick house

this is me. i am pushing 30 and living in gay sin in the island oasis of cleveland, ohio with a girl who is waaaaaaay cooler than me.

i genuinely hate people as a direct result of too many years in the restaurant biz.

i like songs featuring the ukulele, craft beer, spiral mac and cheese, records, and pictures of apples.

email me maryellen8808@yahoo.com