File under: things you don’t want the person you’re making out with to say:
“did you spill maple syrup on your shirt today?”
Lush.
Cynic.
One-womanizer.
Living in Portland after a much needed
escape from the Midwest.
*my wife and I live in a floating house, so there are a lot of beers on the dock and such (and NO, wife is not just a term of endearment).
