That's not very ladylike.

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Lush.
Cynic.
One-womanizer.

Living in Portland after a much needed
escape from the Midwest.



*my wife and I live in a floating house, so there are a lot of beers on the dock and such (and NO, wife is not just a term of endearment).

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    1 month ago

      On the topic of finding a sperm donor with attractive feet: (aka shit my best friend says)

      1. Me:

        Just promise me that if you suddenly come into some money that you'll give us $5,000 to buy all the sperm we could possibly need.

      2. My Best Friend:

        No, you just promise me that you don't take sperm from anyone until you look at their feet.

      3. Me:

        *laughing* Really though we have some possibilities...

      4. MBF:

        Yeah, and have you seen their feet?? Have you?

      5. Me:

        I will check out their feet next chance I get and send you a picture.

      6. MBF:

        I'm serious. Some boy that you know is going to offer you sperm at some point...just ask to see his feet.

      7. Me:

        Ok Kish.

      8. MBF:

        And look at their toes! If they have one toe that's longer than the others, and it's not their big toe, just say 'NO THANK YOU', because that shit is hereditary. I mean it.

      she's dead serious

      she cares about my future offspring

      and she REALLY hates feet

    1. meganomalous said: hey! second long toes are a sign of intelligence! (or probz just what every parent tells their child aka: my mother.)
    2. apoplecticskeptic said: “that shit is hereditary.” :)
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