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    3 weeks ago

    “Sperm Donor Russian Roulette.”

    These are words that repeatedly come out of the mouth of one of my co-workers (who is in fact a grown woman, older than me, ans honestly sweet as can be).

    She suggests that my wife and I have a “big party” in which we invite all the men in our life over, align some specimen cups in various rooms, and let them donate anonymously.

    Then they leave, and we “just pick one”.

    I’m not even kidding…she brings it up to me ALL THE TIME.

    Is this how straight people think lesbians have babies?

    Like pin the tail on the sperm donkey?

    Needless to say…if Jason Bateman is involved I’m SO down.

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    shit people say to lesbians trying to conceive

    1. mindblitz said: I don’t think it’s a “lesbian” thing. She’s probably suggest that to a straight couple who couldn’t conceive without a donor as well…
    2. dirtydeedsdyan said: Um. Ew. Rooms full of sperm? Nooooo thank you.
    3. girlsgonegoldberg said: Other than being super gross, and being kind of insulting/reductive (and the problem of not being able to test for genetic incompatibilities like Tay-Sachs) would anything be technically wrong with this method?
    4. bornthisbrown said: taking notes, definitely something worth considering if I’m not able to make up my mind on the father of said nugget.
    5. jessamama said: If we come to Oregon, I’ll get Brad drunk & molest him for sperm. You can totally tell he makes at least half a cute babe.
    6. letmejusttellyou said: I kept wondering why there were all those cups and gay porn magazines around your house, but I didn’t want to ask.
    7. wjoshs said: Wow! So this is how my sister and girlfriend got my niece, Zoe Blue. Naw just kidding, but true story on Zoe.
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