That's not very ladylike.

YOUR PHOTO

Lush.
Cynic.
One-womanizer.

Living in Portland after a much needed
escape from the Midwest.



*my wife and I live in a floating house, so there are a lot of beers on the dock and such (and NO, wife is not just a term of endearment).

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    4 months ago

    I highly recommend you watch this entire deleted scene from Birdesmaids if only to hear Paul Rudd’s definition of the word twat.

    (Source: paulruddmarryme)

    ps it's a lady's dick

    A LADY'S DICK

    that's right

    1. claracupcakes reblogged this from paulruddmarryme
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    4. fafibee reblogged this from timetoappreciate and added:
      “whats a twat?” “ITS A LADY’S DICK”. yup. had to stifle laughter in the library.
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    6. bulldogsandglitter reblogged this from paulruddfuckyeah and added:
      paul rudd is so fucking hot to me.
    7. bornthisbrown reblogged this from chriszee and added:
      ‘punch his finger’ …. hahaha.
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    10. tootdelasmore reblogged this from aryastarknaked and added:
      That beard is totally working for me.
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    16. vanessxuh reblogged this from paulruddfuckyeah and added:
      oh. my. God. why did they delete this? “IT’S A LADIES DICK.”
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    18. katybacon reblogged this from paulruddmarryme and added:
      APOLOGIZE TO ME YOU GINGER FUCK! MOTHER SHIT!!
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    20. childlikeenthusiasm reblogged this from paulruddfuckyeah and added:
      “punch his finger.”
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    23. katieahonen reblogged this from paulruddfuckyeah and added:
      how did i not know that this existed?!