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Cynic.
One-womanizer.

Living in Portland after a much needed
escape from the Midwest.



*my wife and I live in a floating house, so there are a lot of beers on the dock and such (and NO, wife is not just a term of endearment).

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    4 months ago

    Tonight in Sexy Hot Lesbian Domestic Bliss Events:

    For our Monday night date, my wife and I will venture once again to the lesbian mecca…that’s right, IKEA.

    While there we will shop the closet organization materials in a somewhat ironic fashion, as we we carefully document the dumb conversations overheard around us.

    ie. “how do I buy this?” and “don’t you just love this so very original wall art?”  

    We will then attempt to NOT eat the ever tempting IKEA hot dog, as we scoff at the endless straight couples who are arguing over floor coverings and throw pillows.

    Go ahead. Be jealous. We live in a city full of lesbians AND it has an IKEA. Just try and beat that. 

    I’ll think of you while I cry during my hot dog consumption.

    IKEA is for lovers

    lesbian homeland

    that's gay

    no really

    1. dirtydeedsdyan said: That makes me want a hot dog reaaal bad.
    2. ilikeboats said: “don’t you just love this so very original wall art?” it’s incredible. every single time I’m there this happens.
    3. theneilshow2 said: How can a place made famous by spicy meatballs be so popular with the lesbian community?
    4. suitep said: IKEA is a must stop every time I come down to see my sis.
    5. themattsmith said: I hate that we have to drive 90+ minutes to get to the nearest IKEA. It means we usually go on one trip there a year.
    6. belmore said: I’m proud (ashamed?) to show off all of my Ikea furniture. You two have fun tonight!
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