That's not very ladylike.

YOUR PHOTO

Lush.
Cynic.
One-womanizer.

Living in Portland after a much needed
escape from the Midwest.



*my wife and I live in a floating house, so there are a lot of beers on the dock and such (and NO, wife is not just a term of endearment).

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    3 weeks ago

    Solid sign I’ve worked in the restaurant world too long:

    I mindlessly refer to the pantry in my house as “dry stock” on an almost daily basis.

    restaurant talk

    real life

    1. lilianag said: oooo gurl, that’s bad. get out now while you still can
    2. themattsmith said: Psh, at least you HAVE a pantry. #sour grapes
    3. lady88 posted this