That's not very ladylike.

YOUR PHOTO

Lush.
Cynic.
One-womanizer.

Living in Portland after a much needed
escape from the Midwest.



*my wife and I live in a floating house, so there are a lot of beers on the dock and such (and NO, wife is not just a term of endearment).

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    3 months ago

    This is how basic I am. My favorite feature of my new laptop: the ability to see what would happen if Nat and I could gay sex it up enough to create tiny creepy mutant twin baby versions of us.

    I’m pretty sure this is what Republicans are afraid of…these babies.

    you guys

    I'm dying

    who needs a Mac when you have this?

    1. brownhoundeyes replied:
    2. traveldown said: scary hah
    3. putyourdukesup said: this is terrifying.
    4. letmejusttellyou said: That is the scariest fucking but I love them unconditionally
    5. lady88 posted this