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    3 months ago

    Things that I said while high on nitrous at the dentist today:

    “This is why Demi Moore likes this stuff.”

    “I could use this on ANY old Tuesday.”

    “Is this a whip it?”

    “What kind of sissy would need numbed for THAT?!”

    The dentist came in after my cleaning before starting my filling and he asked how I was, to which I replied,

    “I WAS good, but now YOU’RE back.”

    To which I added,

    “It’s okay, I don’t blame you, I blame me.”

    I'm not good with drugs

    not even kidding

    1. kishmoore said: Hahaha holy shit I just cried for a minute. I can just see u watching the phone hop around the room!
    2. cookiepuss reblogged this from lady88 and added:
      I woke up from anesthesia at the dentist’s office...could do this again next week because...
    3. jimnasium said: Oops, wrong reply… But now that I’m here again: Hi!
    4. meganomalous said: when I got my wisdom teeth removed I dunno what I said, but I cried a lot and the doctor at the end was like “you’re an emotional little one, aren’t ya?” :(
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