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One-womanizer.

Living in Portland after a much needed
escape from the Midwest.



*my wife and I live in a floating house, so there are a lot of beers on the dock and such (and NO, wife is not just a term of endearment).

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    3 months ago

    On Raising Your Kids to Grow Up and be Assholes:

    To the millions of parents who let their kids sit in restaurants with their eyes glued to whatever electronic is most popular at the time…

    All you’re doing is breeding little robots who will grow up with no concept of how to act in public.

    I remember being a kid and having to order my OWN food, and “look the waitress in the eye”.

    Whatever happened to that?

    Your kid can’t survive a meal like potential stable human being? Maybe you have bigger problems than the battery life on their Leap Frog.

    Looking the waitress in the eye…whatever happened to that?

    you're doing it wrong people

    doing

    it

    wrong

    1. graceinplace said: I’m proud to say my little guy doesn’t OWN an electronic device he can hold in his hand, nor is he allowed on my smartphone at home or in public. I’m teaching him manners, please and thank you, looking people in the eye when speaking - it works.
    2. cookiepuss reblogged this from lady88 and added:
      I really can’t stand this either. I used...could color on the placemat if it was that type...
    3. saraplainandtall said: Yes, thank you!
    4. thekelsmith said: hmmm, seems we should write a parenting book together!
    5. sparklingpants said: In many cases the parents aren’t looking the server in the eye either…too busy with their phones.
    6. morninghairness reblogged this from lady88
    7. lilianag said: i want to write a book called “what to do when your kid starts being an asshole.” want to co-author it with me?
    8. lady88 posted this