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    3 months ago

    Please join me for a brief pity party on the topic of my screaming ovaries.

    The only thing worse than wanting to be preganant and watching every dumb chick you know from highschool get pregnanat on facebook, is wanting to be pregnant and watching every random lesbian you’ve ever known do the same thing…only in 1/3 of the time.

    What? You and your GIRLFRIEND are pregnant? You’ve been together for 20 minutes?!!!!

    Oh what’s that? You were wandering through life and some free sperm just landed in your uterus?

    Wow. Must be nice. I’m happy for you…no really…no really, I promise. I am.


    welcome to my empty womb

    makin gaybies

    1. i-have-nightmares said: This makes me want to step up to the plate. But your children would be VERY lanky until the age of 21…
    2. dirtydeedsdyan said: But think of their children…ick. You don’t want the “oops” babies or the random stranger spermy babies. (But really where is that sperm coming from!?)
    3. themagnificentbearsloth said: I can’t imagine what you’re going through but hold out hope and know that when it happens, you guys are going to have the most adorable baby EVER and be AMAZING parents. Tumblr adores you both.
    4. jenandtonic said: If it’s any consolation, I’m not knocked up.
    5. lady88 posted this