That's not very ladylike.

YOUR PHOTO

Lush.
Cynic.
One-womanizer.

Living in Portland after a much needed
escape from the Midwest.



*my wife and I live in a floating house, so there are a lot of beers on the dock and such (and NO, wife is not just a term of endearment).

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    3 months ago

    My ovaries and I have been watching this for almost 10 minutes. 

    (Source: diablodancer, via thoseareturkeys)

    also there is a cookie involved in this scenario

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