That's not very ladylike.

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Lush.
Cynic.
One-womanizer.

Living in Portland after a much needed
escape from the Midwest.



*my wife and I live in a floating house, so there are a lot of beers on the dock and such (and NO, wife is not just a term of endearment).

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    3 months ago

    First World Problems: Floating House Edition

    When you go on vacation and you live in a regular house you have to beg/pay people to come over and feed your *angry orange cat.

    *See angry cat below (you can clearly see his rage):

    But when you live in a floating house on an island of bliss, before you leave for vacation you have to clean your house like a crazy person in preparation for the various people who will be oh so graciously “cat sitting” for you and living in your home while you’re away.

    Call it what you will but it’s a pain in the ass.

    And yes, my point is invalid because:

    And also there’s this…

    #home sweet floating house sitter oasis

    the whitest of white whine

    home sweet floating home

    dock of the gay B&B

    1. letmejusttellyou said: I LOVE CLEANING
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