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Lush.
Cynic.
One-womanizer.

Living in Portland after a much needed
escape from the Midwest.



*my wife and I live in a floating house, so there are a lot of beers on the dock and such (and NO, wife is not just a term of endearment).

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    3 months ago

    From the desk of a chick with giant boobs:

    I bought an *almost perfect bra yesterday.

    I literally told the sales girl to “help me find a bra that doesn’t feel like a torture device”.

    I tried on a miserable array of giant bras, one more insanely priced than the next. A perky chick named Molly (of course) who had the perfect rack of a 14 year old was all too eager to jump in my fitting room and tug at my cleavage from every angle.

    She made me try on EVERYTHING.

    I even tried the kind with the HUGE straps that make me feel like I’m about to do some kind of trapeze routine.

    I ended up with this one, in pale pink…because I’m a lady.

    *only ALMOST perfect because, let’s face it, when you’re a DDD there’s no such thing as comfort

    boob talk is important talk

    1. confusementation reblogged this from lady88 and added:
      am not pleased would be an understatement. Your pain,
    2. januaryembers said: have you ever tried figleaves? the just peachy lace one is less than 30 bucks and they are almost always running a sale, and they are my almost-perfect buy
    3. thefuninfun said: I feel your pain minus one D. Big boobs suck :(
    4. rubiodispatch said: My biggest problem is looking for the right one. Thanks for providing a link…I’ll have to check it out for myself.
    5. tabathashaun said: that bra is beautiful. my itty bitty titties want it, too.
    6. thecodewordisottoman said: That bra is SO CUTE! Doesn’t look comfy at all though, for any size. But, SO CUTE!
    7. needtherapy said: that is an impressive range of sizes, especially with small bands! i usually get lilyette, playtex or bali bras because they often come in DDD, are occasionally pretty, and nearly always cheap (ish) and comfortable.
    8. muffpunch said: I am a fellow DDDer, and buying bras stresses me out so much that I only do it like, once a year, usually when they’re on sale because that shit is PRICEY.
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