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Lush.
Cynic.
One-womanizer.

Living in Portland after a much needed
escape from the Midwest.



*my wife and I live in a floating house, so there are a lot of beers on the dock and such (and NO, wife is not just a term of endearment).

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    3 months ago

    Do we get a discount on the sperm of a guy with a third nipple?

    My very first visit to the sperm bank website and THIS is the guy I choose first?

    It reads:

    Any Distinguishing Features (Dimples, Cleft Chin, Roman Nose, Freckles, etc.):Some freckles; some moles; birthmark: mini third nipple (Yes, the doctor told my mom it was actually a very small extra nipple.)

    Seriously, what’s the going rate on the nubbin sperm? 

    I mean REALLY? For these prices I would expect the customary TWO nipples.

    REALLY

    makin gaybies

    no nubbin thank you

    and what the hell is a ROMAN NOSE?

    1. shop3for2 reblogged this from howtomakegaybies
    2. boysareamazing answered: Australia is super fussy when it comes to what spermies they accept so I’m pretty sure they would also reject the nubbin.
    3. howtomakegaybies reblogged this from lady88
    4. dirtydeedsdyan answered: Hey hey hey no shit talking people born with…extras!
    5. indywasthedog answered: what happened to getting it from nat’s brother?!
    6. dianetriesharder answered: “aquiline, with a small prominent bridge that makes it look curved”.. one example: uma thurman. though you could also say barbara streisand..
    7. letmejusttellyou said: Is that why you don’t want my sperm?! Because I only have two nipples?!? I KNEW IT
    8. jenandtonic answered: it’s like a strong, triangle nose. Google Roman sculpture. I’m a sucker for a Roman nose & Kurt Cobain did not qualify!
    9. seejanerum said: Kurt Cobain had one! Which I know because Courtney Love said so. So, Kurt Cobain has what Courtney Love thinks is a Roman nose. That’s good enough, right?
    10. lady88 posted this