That's not very ladylike.

YOUR PHOTO

Lush.
Cynic.
One-womanizer.

Living in Portland after a much needed
escape from the Midwest.



*my wife and I live in a floating house, so there are a lot of beers on the dock and such (and NO, wife is not just a term of endearment).

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    1 year ago

      Christmas shopping for my "lesbian life partner" at Nordstrom:

      1. SalesChick:

        So have you started Christmas shopping for your partner yet?

      2. Me:

        Not too much. We're trying to be low key this year we always spend way too much.

      3. SalesChick:

        Ohhhh. Ewww! You should just get her some of those Uggs slippers!

      4. Me:

        Yeaahhhhh, you've never met Natalie have you? She's more like Justin Timberlake meets Ellen Degeneres.

      5. SalesChick:

        Hmm. Well they have some nice loafers in men's shoes?

      6. Me:

        Now you got it.

      life as a gay

      shopping for my wife

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