she's a brick house

emurph: lovelylinguist: girlsbooksfoodartlove:loveandzombies:it...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:29:10 -0500

emurph:

lovelylinguist:

girlsbooksfoodartlove:loveandzombies:itsallinmyhead: capucha: jrenich:

ohgod

I will need to prepare my ovaries for this as to not develop a hysterical pregnancy.

Like so.

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:25:09 -0500

Like so.

How to cheer me up…put all of this on and sing like Babs.

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:16:16 -0500

How to cheer me up…put all of this on and sing like Babs.

fattynatty: kickaroundkid: thedailywhat: OMG! Stop What...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:10:24 -0500

fattynatty:

kickaroundkid:

thedailywhat:

OMG! Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This Adorbz Kid of the Day: Cutest kid ever performing the cutest version ever of Jason Mraz’s “I’m Yours” on the ukulele.

Disclaimer: TDW may not be held responsible for any and all spontaneous pregnancies which will occur as a result of this video.

[thanks jennifer and kevin!]

It absolutely kills me that he can play this on the ukulele, but doesn’t know the words. Kills. This is pretty adorable.

That’s it, I’m driving to Chicago right now and beginning ukulele lessons with my nephew Ethan.

Lets pray I don’t go to the mall and steal an asian baby that looks like he can play the ukulele…and also this is how I will sing this song from now on.

fattynatty: itjustneedssomeducttape: Dana: “You know, Al,...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:05:53 -0500

fattynatty:

itjustneedssomeducttape:

Dana: “You know, Al, actually, when we were going out, I had a dream you were a midget

Shane laughs that adorable laugh

Alice elbows Shane

Dana: “But I wasn’t mad at you or anything”

frank is not helping with the unpacking

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:04:53 -0500

frank is not helping with the unpacking

I am settling into the new living situation...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:21:45 -0500

meaning I am going to start drinking during the day again.

kickaroundkid: thedailywhat: Stop What You’re Doing And Watch...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 10:33:16 -0500

kickaroundkid:

thedailywhat:

Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day: UC Berkeley’s Noteworthy perform Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face” at the 9th Annual West Coast A Cappella Showcase.

If they didn’t win there is no God.

[via.]

There are no words.

The words are HELL YES! This does not help the problem I have with gay man crushes…and I really enjoy the portly gentleman in the too tight vest.

Bachelorette party games: why im gay. This is Nat after she...

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:45:00 -0500

Bachelorette party games: why im gay. This is Nat after she finished reading all the “outrageous” tasks on the scavenger hunt. SO SO SO STUPID.

Dreaming about Natalie shaving her head?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:48:01 -0500

lyndseydyan:

lady88:

I keep having dreams that Natalie shaves her head and I love it and can’t stop rubbing it. I blame said dreams on my tumblbff Lacey aka Pants Pocket.

Have no fear KV…this is a purely platonic reference to the beauty of a nicely shaved dome.

One of my co-workers had a shaved head and she’s so short that when I hug her I can do a little maneuver to rub her head at the same time. It’s amazing.

This is the first time in my life I was just a little sad that she is soooooo tall. I immediately got over it.

Dreaming about Natalie shaving her head?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 10:35:00 -0500

I keep having dreams that Natalie shaves her head and I love it and can’t stop rubbing it. I blame said dreams on my tumblbff Lacey aka Pants Pocket.

Have no fear KV…this is a purely platonic reference to the beauty of a nicely shaved dome.

Our conversation in the shower just now:

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:32:00 -0500

Me: So, what are you going to wear tonight?
Nat: Ummm, outfit number 4.
Me: Is that Justin Timberlake playing keyboards or Justin Timberlake at the park with his girlfriend?
Nat: Justin at the park with his girlfriend.

Dear tumblesbians Pants and KV,

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:29:00 -0500

Stop trying to rival our cuteness with your adorableness. You’re making us look like an old married couple.

Thanks,

Queens of Cute (Nat and Mel)

avocadosalad: tylercoates: (via...

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:26:20 -0500

avocadosalad:

tylercoates:

(via thegoodmoment:landogoshen:somethingelsa)

I need more JC in my life, and by JC I mean john cusack not jesus christ.

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:05:05 -0500

I need more JC in my life, and by JC I mean john cusack not jesus christ.

Watching Say Anything for the first time…its so good I feel like I am cheating on natalie by...

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:16:32 -0500

Watching Say Anything for the first time…its so good I feel like I am cheating on natalie by watching it without her.

sexismandthecity: Gender assumptions Did you assume the idiot...

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:28:55 -0500

sexismandthecity:

Gender assumptions

Did you assume the idiot in question was male?

Sure did…and I bet she’s selling his favorite stuff REALLLLLLY cheap.

My friend DeVane teaches in Shaker Heights, this is his facebook status:

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:26:51 -0500

Diss of the day from one student to another who just got a new weave: “Don’t get all upidy when you got someone else’s hair on your head”

natmelfrankmoby: Frank is helping with packing by being...

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:20:00 -0500

natmelfrankmoby:

Frank is helping with packing by being adorable and jumping in every open box

Yes, all of our boxes are either crate and barell or beer cases of some sort. Frank prefers the Great Lakes boxes.

kiki-miserychic: girlsinsuits: heroines: Just another one...

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:58:43 -0500

kiki-miserychic:

girlsinsuits:

heroines:

Just another one ^_^
It´s called “I don´t wanna be like you”

thank you again. i really like this one. it says a lot and is beautifully executed.

Love this.