Me: So, you guys know that Kayla’s girlfriend is famous right? That her girlfriend is Hannah Billie from the band Gossip.
Two Straight Chicks:
Me: Ok, that’s a hard one…hmmm, let’s see, you know the show The L Word, right?
Them: Oh yeah! We know that one!
Me: But not the “real” L word…the actual show The L Word.
Them: Oh God, we’re so straight right now aren’t we? Wait? Isn’t there a blonde girl in that show?
Them: Wait…keep trying…we can do this.
Me: Do you know who Sleater Kinney is?
Them: Is he on the radio?
Me: Oh Lord…ok, please say you know who Tegan and Sara are, right?
Me: OH M Y GOD YOU GUYS ARE SO STRAIGHT. I have to tell the internet.
Them: Please tell the internet. But really…what is Tegan and Sara? Should we google it? Is it on HBO, or Showtime?
*and then I walk away*