That's not very ladylike.

YOUR PHOTO

Lush.
Cynic.
One-womanizer.

Living in Portland after a much needed
escape from the Midwest.



*my wife and I live in a floating house, so there are a lot of beers on the dock and such (and NO, wife is not just a term of endearment).

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    1 week ago

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    I’m watching endless episodes of Brothers & Sisters…meanwhile Frank has been hitting me in the face with his tail for AT LEAST 20 minutes solid. He’s SO over Sally Field. Side note: The end of this video is the best part.

    clotu

    frank

    he's such a diva

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    1 month ago

    Frank will NOT be ignored.

    Frank will NOT be ignored.

    man of the house

    Frank is better than you

    CLOTU

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    2 months ago

    Frank keeps following me from room to room and then just sitting and staring at me like so. I think he missed me.

    Frank keeps following me from room to room and then just sitting and staring at me like so. I think he missed me.

    how handsome is he?

    Frank

    clotu

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    2 months ago

    An app that lets me put cats onto all my favorite pictures? Don’t mind if I do.

    An app that lets me put cats onto all my favorite pictures? Don’t mind if I do.

    i miss frank

    clotu

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    2 months ago

    Letting Frank give me the cue on when to get out of bed is NOT helping my productivity.

    Letting Frank give me the cue on when to get out of bed is NOT helping my productivity.

    procrastination via cat

    happy caturday

    clotu

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    3 months ago

    Frank is very serious about his assistance with Natalie’s Sims.

    Frank is very serious about his assistance with Natalie’s Sims.

    he's going to need his own ipad

    clotu

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    3 months ago

    Evidently Frank was feeling a bit of a chill.

    Evidently Frank was feeling a bit of a chill.

    i didn't stage this

    he's just this particular

    clotu

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    3 months ago

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    If you like Frank, Natalie, or Styx you will in fact love this video.

    this is my life

    domestic bliss and cats

    clotu

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    3 months ago

    If only I could spend my Saturday just like Frank…

    If only I could spend my Saturday just like Frank…

    caturday

    clotu

    home sweet floating home

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    3 months ago

    fflowtan: Best 99 cents I’ve ever spent. #frank (Taken with instagram) __________________________ Watching Frank figure this out was the highlight of my day.He kept reaching UNDER the iPad…because he’s a genius…obviously.

    fflowtan:

    Best 99 cents I’ve ever spent. #frank (Taken with instagram)

    __________________________

    Watching Frank figure this out was the highlight of my day.He kept reaching UNDER the iPad…because he’s a genius…obviously.

    Frank is better than you

    CLOTU

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    4 months ago

    Exhibit a) Frank will only sit on my lap in times of crisis (aka when Natalie isn’t home)

    Exhibit a)
    Frank will only sit on my lap in times of crisis (aka when Natalie isn’t home)

    he's a one woman man

    clotu

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    4 months ago

    Just in case you’re wondering…no Frank is not this sweet with everyone, and YES he loves Natalie more than anyone else…including me.

    Just in case you’re wondering…no Frank is not this sweet with everyone, and YES he loves Natalie more than anyone else…including me.

    this cat you guys

    clotu

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    4 months ago

    Frank is SO okay with my endless need for new boots.

    Frank is SO okay with my endless need for new boots.

    hours of fun for Frank

    HOURS

    clotu

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    4 months ago

    [Flash 10 is required to watch video]

    Frank considers taking a shower, then tries to back up…twice.
    Caution: this is a non-interesting cat video.

    no you will not see my wife naked at any point

    clotu

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    5 months ago

    Frank likes to sit in the reflection of the sun on the water and contemplate life.

    Frank likes to sit in the reflection of the sun on the water and contemplate life.

    pensive Frank is pensive

    clotu

    home sweet floating home