There are few things I hate more than Facebook on Mother’s Day.
We get it. Your Mom is the greatest. Just take her to brunch like every other kid out there and shut up about it.
Lush.
Cynic.
One-womanizer.
Living in Portland after a much needed
escape from the Midwest.
*my wife and I live in a floating house, so there are a lot of beers on the dock and such (and NO, wife is not just a term of endearment).
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Before you type the letters “LOL” ask yourself the following:
- Am I actually “laughing out loud”?
- Does it makes any sense at all to insert “LOL” before or after whatever random thing I’m posting on twitter, tumblr, or (the bag of dumbassery that is) facebook?
- Am I doing this right? Is this proper usage of this fake word?
- Am I over age 19?
- Have I used this silly expression over 3 times today?
And then STOP. Don’t do it. Do not “LOL”. Back away from the key board, put down your cell phone and just stop.
