Lush.
Cynic.
Lesbian.
Living in Portland in a floating house.
Meet me for beers on The Dock of the Gay.
Because today I was thinking about whether or not I could take a girl’s bra off with one hand on the first try (which you would think would be the gay part) and then I realized that the type of girls who I want to get out of their underwear are typically in a bra that is of the sport variety.
Because GAY.
*but I can sure as hell peel a sports bra off of you in record time
Actually, if we could just fill my screen with olympic volleyball and diving team photos, I would be okay with that.
Sweet jesus. I can’t even…
(Source: sagwamatt, via rhymeswithjulie-deactivated2012)
Oh lord god almighty. This is how I know I’m gay.Oopsie.
Oh dear god.
The other day my friend told me about a bar that serves you beer in a boot and you can’t set the boot down so you have to hold it until you finish it. Obviously I NEED to take my wife to this place immediately.
Having just realized that the women’s soccer sex goddesses team are playing right now and I’m stuck at work, all I can think of is being at that bar drinking beer from a boot and watching Pinoe push people around and leap on the backs of everyone on the field.
I just made my wife watch this with me so that I wouldn’t feel like such a big gay creeper watching/ogling by myself.
(Source: ilikeboats)
Me:
I mean, just LOOK AT HER! (showing picture of Abby Wambach to young straight guy who works for me)
Young Straight Guy:
She looks like a dude.
Me:
But she's NOT a dude, that's the beauty of it.
YSG:
Yeah but she looks like a dude!
Me:
No,she looks like a LESBIAN.
YSG:
But she's all ripped and sporty and masculine but with boobs and stuff...
Me:
EXACTLY.
Or have Abby be on me…the logistics aren’t really relevant.
*This has been a 2012 Olympics post
OMG. I’m so obsessed with girly sportswear bottoms!!!!! #blazerstshirteveneout (Taken with Instagram at Boom Fitness)
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File Under: THINGS I AM SOOOOOOOOOO OKAY WITH #mywifeingirlysportswear Yesterday at the gym, she wore the tiniest shorts ever. I ogled her like a creepy weirdo for far too long. Those legs…unf.
(Source: thenatwolff)
Like a proper lesbian I have spent my morning researching the dating history of Abby Wambach. Turns out these two used to be an item.
I can’t even handle that image in my brain.
Holy gay hotness.
