At my New Year’s party I casually convinced a bunch of babygays that we were going take the house out for a midnight cruise after the ball dropped.
Because I’m a ridiculous person.
Also, when people visit I like to ask them to go get me something from the basement. I point to the pantry door and let them walk all the way over, open the door and then realize what they’re doing. It’s funny EVERY TIME.
Again, I am ridiculous.