So I’m meeting my wife at her work, and Netflix is a fortress penetrated by no one, so I’ve never been inside to see Natalie being a boss.
Well, I just happened to look in a window and there she is standing up in a room full of people clearly pissed the fuck off and making her presence known.
I had to stop myself from running up to the window and pressing my boobs up against it…because clearly that would be the natural instinct of anyone, right???? No? Just me? Well, still…
This is not normal…I know.
Natalie is once again snoring in bed next to me.
Her legs pretzeled around mine.
Her face smashed sweetly against my arm…
Merry Christmas to me.