Anyone who thinks cats are smart has never met Frank when he’s bored.
He just tried to eat a roll of toilet paper, and he repeatedly bites at a nail sticking out of the wall that someone painted over approximately 20 years ago.
Lush.
Cynic.
One-womanizer.
Living in Portland after a much needed
escape from the Midwest.
*my wife and I live in a floating house, so there are a lot of beers on the dock and such (and NO, wife is not just a term of endearment).
