Important post for those of you who think being a lesbian is like a lifelong slumber party with sex:
Oh wait…
Well, really…who am I kidding…it’s exactly like a slumber party, but instead of painting each others nails we have gay sex and watch our favorite TV series.
Also there’s giggling, jammies, and a whole lot of over the shirt boob grabbing.
And instead of talking about boys we talk about our cat…and instead of sneaking out, we got to bed at 9pm and spoon like crazy.
So there’s that.
