“Sperm Donor Russian Roulette.”
These are words that repeatedly come out of the mouth of one of my co-workers (who is in fact a grown woman, older than me, ans honestly sweet as can be).
She suggests that my wife and I have a “big party” in which we invite all the men in our life over, align some specimen cups in various rooms, and let them donate anonymously.
Then they leave, and we “just pick one”.
I’m not even kidding…she brings it up to me ALL THE TIME.
Is this how straight people think lesbians have babies?
Like pin the tail on the sperm donkey?
Needless to say…if Jason Bateman is involved I’m SO down.
