You know how I know I’m gay?
Because today I was thinking about whether or not I could take a girl’s bra off with one hand on the first try (which you would think would be the gay part) and then I realized that the type of girls who I want to get out of their underwear are typically in a bra that is of the sport variety.
Because GAY.
*but I can sure as hell peel a sports bra off of you in record time
