Last night I made the best decision ever and started watching The X Files from episode one.
I’ve literally never seen a single episode.
My driving force to watch was to see Gillian Anderson looking like a 90’s lesbian in ill fitting suits and saggy underwear (mission accomplished).
Obviously I’m now hooked.
If you need to find me I will be holed up in the floating house ogling Agent Scully and wondering if Molder will ever get in her pants.
I’m sure I’ll also think a little about the aliens and bright lights and FBI stuff…but mostly I’ll just ogle and then occasionally wish I got to hang out with Molder all day chasing aliens and call it my job.
