Lush.
Cynic.
One-womanizer.
Living in Portland after a much needed
escape from the Midwest.
*my wife and I live in a floating house, so there are a lot of beers on the dock and such (and NO, wife is not just a term of endearment).
My new Nike Training app is giving me a two main areas of motivation to go to the gym.
- organized workouts with easy to follow instructions with the opportunity to earn points for the amount of time spent working out.
- omg these chicks are fucking hot.
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She told me about this ap and immediately said, “but I don’t think you could use it because you’d get all hot and bothered”. Correct assumption Natalie…you know me so well.
This is worth staying awake for…even if I do have to be up at 6am. The only thing hotter than my wife in suspenders is…well…hmmm…oh lord, my mind just went straight gay into the gutter.
I’m sorry…I can’t feel sadness for you right now Abby, I’m too distracted by your forearms abs men’s underwear. HOLY GAY HOTNESS. I’m so sad for the lesbian porn show World Cup to end.
(via feelitinmyboneslove)
I’m not much for reblogging this type of thing vanity,ego mania etc…but SWEET FLANNEL SHIRTED TATTOOED DOUBLE VISION BABY JESUS.
(Source: logicrovers, via sameh)
Excluding boobs and tall sporty girls, custom kitchen appliances are my biggest weakness in life.
If you just said to yourself “oooooo, I like how she wears that bandana on her arm” you are without a doubt, for sure, most definitely a big giant lesbian.
